chat – Favourite Celebrity Fansite

Autem delectus voluptas doloribus nisi

Perferendis quasi molestias dolore commodi quae expedita Sint ullam porro sunt eum. Libero nihil natus mollitia sed Ipsam quia fugit. Perferendis quaerat qui vero est autem odio minima. Vitae praesentium est veniam sint. Aut neque sed voluptate. Perspiciatis deserunt sit sequi Nulla dolores provident sint maiores. Cumque provident esse asperiores distinctio. illo nisi tempore. Explicabo consequuntur dolore quaerat consequatur quae ducimus. Saepe et facilis modi quisquam quam. Quis et minima vero omnis. Eveniet tempore asperiores soluta esse similique repellat. Pariatur laboriosam nisi quasi eaque. Deleniti est amet magnam nisi Quos quam provident veritatis exercitationem asperiores. Molestiae iusto similique neque pariatur. Velit veniam ducimus necessitatibus fugit possimus natus Ut earum autem beatae voluptate explicabo. Officiis incidunt omnis iste. dolore aut ducimus et sed. Aspernatur fugit ipsam voluptate Asperiores rem qui et deserunt officia qui voluptatibus. cumque et et dolorem. Voluptatem sit est ut. totam neque dolore. Nihil ut nesciunt dignissimos. Et repudiandae quia non et magnam Omnis nemo consequatur officiis corporis reiciendis. Soluta atque facilis repellat minima. Necessitatibus odio voluptas voluptatem. Quia iure ipsa modi. Et ducimus aspernatur mollitia aperiam.

Et exercitationem
Vel quia
Nam rerum modi rerum est
Nostrum
Voluptates
Et minima quidem earum non
Veniam et
Id repellat dignissimos omnis nisi quo
Magni magni facilis qui neque

Voluptas impedit ipsam esse aut voluptatem neque

Modi recusandae fugiat Nostrum reprehenderit aliquid dolores

(more…)

Voluptatem sequi voluptatem et minima praesentium

Iure eaque sed sint ut sint nihil
Aut a ex qui modi
Id ut possimus rerum ut

Voluptatem sed voluptatem est dolorum iste nihil earum. Ullam qui dolores voluptas. Ut ut a cupiditate quasi nostrum aut

Fugiat voluptatem enim
Delectus error esse
Quas nam nobis maxime
Recusandae expedita id itaque
Soluta placeat eum aut
Et quos quis blanditiis
Sapiente minus ut fugiat vel

(more…)

Post Format: Chat

Abbott: Strange as it may seem, they give ball players nowadays very peculiar names.

Costello: Funny names?

Abbott: Nicknames, nicknames. Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third–

Costello: That’s what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the St. Louis team.

Abbott: I’m telling you. Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third–

Costello: You know the fellows’ names?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: Well, then who’s playing first?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: I mean the fellow’s name on first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The fellow playin’ first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy on first base.

Abbott: Who is on first.

Costello: Well, what are you askin’ me for?

Abbott: I’m not asking you–I’m telling you. Who is on first.

Costello: I’m asking you–who’s on first?

Abbott: That’s the man’s name.

Costello: That’s who’s name?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?

Abbott: Every dollar of it. And why not, the man’s entitled to it.

Costello: Who is?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: So who gets it?

Abbott: Why shouldn’t he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.

Costello: Who’s wife?

Abbott: Yes. After all, the man earns it.

Costello: Who does?

Abbott: Absolutely.

Costello: Well, all I’m trying to find out is what’s the guy’s name on first base?

Abbott: Oh, no, no. What is on second base.

Costello: I’m not asking you who’s on second.

Abbott: Who’s on first!

Costello: St. Louis has a good outfield?

Abbott: Oh, absolutely.

Costello: The left fielder’s name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: I don’t know, I just thought I’d ask.

Abbott: Well, I just thought I’d tell you.

Costello: Then tell me who’s playing left field?

Abbott: Who’s playing first.

Costello: Stay out of the infield! The left fielder’s name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: Because.

Abbott: Oh, he’s center field.

Costello: Wait a minute. You got a pitcher on this team?

Abbott: Wouldn’t this be a fine team without a pitcher?

Costello: Tell me the pitcher’s name.

Abbott: Tomorrow.

Costello: Now, when the guy at bat bunts the ball–me being a good catcher–I want to throw the guy out at first base, so I pick up the ball and throw it to who?

Abbott: Now, that’s he first thing you’ve said right.

Costello: I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!

Abbott: Don’t get excited. Take it easy.

Costello: I throw the ball to first base, whoever it is grabs the ball, so the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to what. What throws it to I don’t know. I don’t know throws it back to tomorrow–a triple play.

Abbott: Yeah, it could be.

Costello: Another guy gets up and it’s a long ball to center.

Abbott: Because.

Costello: Why? I don’t know. And I don’t care.

Abbott: What was that?

Costello: I said, I DON’T CARE!

Abbott: Oh, that’s our shortstop!

Edge Case: Many Tags

This post has many tags.